Roaches and Spiders and Sharks...Oh My!

If you are a critter lover…do not read on. Uncle, you will like this one…There I was, on the phone with Verizon to suspend my mobile service and a beast from the east approaches. I thought I left that pesky scoundrel back in Harlem but the king pest about the size of my thumb waltzed across my desk. I was on the phone at this point and was rushing to find my camera to document the moment. The little bastard was so fast that I was only able to capture a couple of pics of the King Roach.

King Roach waltzed into my co-workers chair never to be seen again. I looked for it all day to resurrect from the depths of the chair so I could initiate the 3 prong approach. Capture – Kill – Conquer. No sight of him…long live the king.

I told everyone I worked with about the fella and showed the pics to prove it. They said that won’t be the last time and that Sydney is infested with roaches and spiders that are HUGE. I am not scared…next time I will be ready with my camera and then will initiate the 3 prong approach on any of these critters. Harlem has made me a maniac with these bugs and they have met their match.

Simone told me that this is nothing and the sharks is what you really have to be careful of. I will heed warning this weekend at Bondi Beach where there are sharks a plenty.

Here is the beautiful office that we sit in and await our next encounter.

Still deaf.